There are no Wardair stories about crashes or accidents because Wardair in 27 years of DC-6, B-727, B-707, B-747, DC-10, A300 and A310 passenger charter operations had none.
This was a remarkable achievement. Wardair also had tremendous passenger appeal and was fun to work for. Credit is due to all employees and the astute Max Ward.
Hopefully the following reminiscence will jog other publishable Wardair memories. Not daring to offend any of my colleagues, this memorable Wardair story offends just me.
Wardair's superb jet standards emulated from our Chief Flight Engineer Peter Tollovsen and the Vice President Flight Operations, Ab Freeman.
Wardair's early GPWS (Ground Proximity Warning System) not only called out "whoop, whoop, pull up" but was modified (wink) to say "get a haircut". Haircuts were important in Wardair (strange now when you look at our nautical bearded ex-boss).
All knew when a haircut was necessary, your hat didn't fit. That was before the days of flight crews carrying their hats so as not to ruin their coiffures.
After a hair growing vacation, I shot out of the house early one morning to get my required SOP haircut for a flight that night. My regular barber was booked so I ended up with a strange barber in the town of Stayner, Ontario. While cutting, she also sold real-estate using a phone on her shoulder. Why not?
Having never cut my hair before, she asked whether I wanted the back "blocked or tapered". Being a smart-ass, I replied "just make me look pretty".
Her reply was very memorable, "You got all day?"
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