Some of the announcements attributed to the flight attendants –
To the tune of Auld Lang Syne:-
“Should other airlines be forgot
And never brought to mind
Remember Southwest got you here
And we got you here on time”
"For those of you wondering about the weather at our destination, Honolulu is reporting sunny skies and temperatures of 86 degrees. Unfortunately our destination is Nome, Alaska which is reporting 27 degrees (Fahrenheit) below zero and blowing snow.”
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